It’s never too early for an Irish drinking song. Or just drinking.

don’t chase something you can never get back.

It’s no superpower but I’m pretty good at winding down the car window without moving my arm so it looks like I have power windows.

this conversation is over

I asked for silence, and silence I shall have!

maybe the Rapture happened, just no one was good enough?

I want your autograph as much as you want mine.