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Based on how hard it was to get Humpty Dumpty back together again, he was probably made by IKEA

There are few things in this world sexier than an intellectual equal. With a great a55

i have neither the space nor the time for your continuum.

i cant hear my own voice, but i will sing for you if you ask me to ❤

he seemed anxious to please but not in an unctuous way…

stay with me, i need support