Long story short: It’s not easy being an aphorist.

THERE’S FINALLY AN APP ALERTING YOU TO THE PHYSICAL LOCATION OF UNSEEN MONSTERS, BUT INSTEAD OF A USEFUL SURVIVAL TOOL, IT’S ABOUT POKÉMON.

TGIF comrades

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to spell!

tolerance is easiest to achieve when there is nobody around to tolerate

My version of having a tan is being 1/1000th of a shade darker than albino.

My version of having a tan is being 1/1000th of a shade darker than albino.