Feels Good Man

16/07/2017 · by · in Poetry · Leave a comment

Long story short: It’s not easy being an aphorist.

you stole my eyes & never gave them back

15/07/2017 · by · in Poetry · Leave a comment

THERE’S FINALLY AN APP ALERTING YOU TO THE PHYSICAL LOCATION OF UNSEEN MONSTERS, BUT INSTEAD OF A USEFUL SURVIVAL TOOL, IT’S ABOUT POKÉMON.

ANGR PODCAST, EPISODE 002

14/07/2017 · by · in Podcast · Leave a comment

TGIF comrades

not all men

14/07/2017 · by · in Advice · Leave a comment

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to spell!

saving up for my existential crisis

13/07/2017 · by · in Life · Leave a comment

tolerance is easiest to achieve when there is nobody around to tolerate

Typical Millennial

12/07/2017 · by · in Growing Up, Humor, Social Issues · Leave a comment

My version of having a tan is being 1/1000th of a shade darker than albino.

When I grow up, I wanna be a kid again

11/07/2017 · by · in Social Issues, Veteran · Leave a comment

My version of having a tan is being 1/1000th of a shade darker than albino.

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