Why buy the cow when you can tweet dick-pics to the milk for free?

your painting is like a nightmare to me. I mean, the wolf looks cool; it’s what you did with the negative space around the wolf that terrorizes my dreams.

It’s never too early for an Irish drinking song. Or just drinking.

don’t chase something you can never get back.

It’s no superpower but I’m pretty good at winding down the car window without moving my arm so it looks like I have power windows.

this conversation is over

I asked for silence, and silence I shall have!