For every jerk off motion, there’s an equal and opposite fcuk off notion.


No thanks, Sudoku puzzles, you look suspiciously like math.

see you at the same time next year

“don’t get burned by the same flame twice ”

*gets burned five times*

*sticks hand back in fire again just to make sure it still burns*

“happily ever after” is something that only exists in fairy-tales but “the end” is inevitable