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“Gangster rap made me do it.”
-my response for everything today

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Cirque du Soleil, but it’s just me trying to take off my bra & tights.

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we report, you decide!

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First rule of fight club is to make sure you’re at the right location so you don’t ruin Nokomis’ knitting circle, again.

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I don’t want to watch the parade; I want to BE the parade!

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Not really my scene.

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How could you be so Dr.Evil? You’re bringing out a side of me that I don’t know