Would the Virgin Mary’s sister be considered “the Auntie Christ”?

Does complaining count as protesting? Cause if so, I’m now a two-time winner of this Time Person of the Year thing.

What can I say except, “you’re welcome?”

Sign Language is best utilized on billboards

Do not call me seven times in one day unless you’re dying and need someone to avenge your death

I am not the sort of woman you have over for tea and finger sandwiches. Unless they’re made with actual fingers.

GOIN DOWN FOR REAL