The Anthem

I am a brainy, bawdy, beautiful babe that makes mouths water and toes tingle as they watch me tip-top-tap and twirl across the stage. A syntactic seductress, my signature style of banter is sexy, brilliant, irreverent and ingeniously clever.  I flirt with the edge without ever sacrificing good taste.

At once exotic and erotic, I am a pierced and painted femme fatale who will leave you tongue tied!

Questions are just as important as answers and there’s no such thing as a shortcut, at least not to anyplace worth going.  And the road to success is always under construction, so be ready for detours.

I have been a selfish being my entire life in practice, but not in principle.  It’s taken me some time to figure out who I am, I will admit, but now I do it on purpose.  It’s taken me decades to achieve this peace, and I’m not about to change for anyone.  I don’t endorse candidates.  I won’t sell out, because people will forget what you did or what you said, but they never forget the way you make them feel.  So live and act with a purpose.  Why are we here if not to help one another?

I do not seek my reflection in another’s eyes, and have never allowed myself to be defined by the limited perceptions of others. I refuse to compromise; I’m all I’ve got.

To me, the greatest act of courage is being the one to kiss first.

I am a Sofía Syntaxx and I am “Too Sexy For Contacts!”

Mii’iwi (that’s all)