Author Archives: toosexyforcontacts

Conversation Starters

What are some superstitions from your culture? I wanna know.

one heartbeat at a time

a moment of silence for everything i have to do but am not doing hold hands and kiss a lot, fcukers 🖤 mi’iwi

Knowing Salvador, Part One

“Knowing it and seeing it are two different things.”
― Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay

Ceviche Is For Lovers

Feed me and tell me I’m pretty!

Transactional Existence

take care of yourself


Carry yourself with the confidence of a pigeon in a place it normally shouldn’t be. And if you can’t hear because you’re in the cheap seats, quit complaining and learn sign language.

Stripper Talk: Burlesque Advice for Newbies

Originally posted on Living in a Glitter Wonderland!:
So you want to join the burlesque ranks of the best and the brightest? Sounds groovy, but you need to work to get some work! Working hard at this art form is what you need to stick out in the community- a community saturated with fledgling as…