Author Archives: toosexyforcontacts
Transactional Existence
Kawin ki jingenimissinon, nawatch ki sagiin ❤ I don’t hate you, on the contrary I love you! Mi’iwi [that’s all] Advertisements
SLUGGO IS LIT
Carry yourself with the confidence of a pigeon in a place it normally shouldn’t be. And if you can’t hear because you’re in the cheap seats, quit complaining and learn sign language.
Stripper Talk: Burlesque Advice for Newbies
Originally posted on Living in a Glitter Wonderland!:
So you want to join the burlesque ranks of the best and the brightest? Sounds groovy, but you need to work to get some work! Working hard at this art form is what you need to stick out in the community- a community saturated with fledgling as…
Can’t make the best of what you don’t have
MAKE FOOD SOUND MORE PRETENTIOUS BY ADDING ‘ARTISAN’ OR ‘GOURMET’ BEFORE THE NAME! I am having ‘Gourmet’ chicken wings with ‘Artisan’ ranch.
baklava for breakfast
No, no, I wasn’t making a “jerk-off” motion while you were telling me your problems, I was shaking an invisible pom-pom to cheer you on!
unsure of the future
Money can’t buy you love or happiness but it can buy enough room to get away from people who spout cliches about money
