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Stripper Talk: Burlesque Advice for Newbies

Originally posted on Living in a Glitter Wonderland!:
So you want to join the burlesque ranks of the best and the brightest? Sounds groovy, but you need to work to get some work! Working hard at this art form is what you need to stick out in the community- a community saturated with fledgling as…

Can’t make the best of what you don’t have

MAKE FOOD SOUND MORE PRETENTIOUS BY ADDING ‘ARTISAN’ OR ‘GOURMET’ BEFORE THE NAME! I am having ‘Gourmet’ chicken wings with ‘Artisan’ ranch.

Despertar

i have no idea what to do with a thing like me

baklava for breakfast

No, no, I wasn’t making a “jerk-off” motion while you were telling me your problems, I was shaking an invisible pom-pom to cheer you on!

unsure of the future

Money can’t buy you love or happiness but it can buy enough room to get away from people who spout cliches about money

true friends stab you in the front

I like people who are the right combination of brilliant and naughty

2017 Nebula Award Finalists Announced!

Originally posted on Rebecca Roanhorse:
And I’m one of them!! My short story “Welcome to Your Authentic Indian Experience TM” was nominated for Nebula. I am still in shock that SWFA peeps even know I exist, so this is beyond cool. Thank you all who voted. The full list of nominees is here: https://nebulas.sfwa.org/2017-nebula-award-finalists-announced/