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MAKE FOOD SOUND MORE PRETENTIOUS BY ADDING ‘ARTISAN’ OR ‘GOURMET’ BEFORE THE NAME! I am having ‘Gourmet’ chicken wings with ‘Artisan’ ranch.
i have no idea what to do with a thing like me
No, no, I wasn’t making a “jerk-off” motion while you were telling me your problems, I was shaking an invisible pom-pom to cheer you on!
Money can’t buy you love or happiness but it can buy enough room to get away from people who spout cliches about money
I like people who are the right combination of brilliant and naughty
Originally posted on Rebecca Roanhorse:
And I’m one of them!! My short story “Welcome to Your Authentic Indian Experience TM” was nominated for Nebula. I am still in shock that SWFA peeps even know I exist, so this is beyond cool. Thank you all who voted. The full list of nominees is here: https://nebulas.sfwa.org/2017-nebula-award-finalists-announced/
Sofía Syntaxx’s Guide to Timişoara, Romania