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Would the Virgin Mary’s sister be considered “the Auntie Christ”?
Does complaining count as protesting? Cause if so, I’m now a two-time winner of this Time Person of the Year thing.
What can I say except, “you’re welcome?”
Sign Language is best utilized on billboards
Do not call me seven times in one day unless you’re dying and need someone to avenge your death
I am not the sort of woman you have over for tea and finger sandwiches. Unless they’re made with actual fingers.
GOIN DOWN FOR REAL