Category Poetry

Syntactic Strainer

my friend saw my website for the first time last night & said it was terrible

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Bonjour, b1tch.

Saving all my fcuks for when they can used in the most efficient way possible.

Winner Takes It All

For every jerk off motion, there’s an equal and opposite fcuk off notion.

Break the wheel

No thanks, Sudoku puzzles, you look suspiciously like math.

the right demon in the wrong time zone

“don’t get burned by the same flame twice ”

*gets burned five times*

*sticks hand back in fire again just to make sure it still burns*

Close My Eyes

“happily ever after” is something that only exists in fairy-tales but “the end” is inevitable

Съединението прави силата

i want your bad bromance