Category Poetry
Can’t make the best of what you don’t have
MAKE FOOD SOUND MORE PRETENTIOUS BY ADDING ‘ARTISAN’ OR ‘GOURMET’ BEFORE THE NAME! I am having ‘Gourmet’ chicken wings with ‘Artisan’ ranch.
baklava for breakfast
No, no, I wasn’t making a “jerk-off” motion while you were telling me your problems, I was shaking an invisible pom-pom to cheer you on!
unsure of the future
Money can’t buy you love or happiness but it can buy enough room to get away from people who spout cliches about money
true friends stab you in the front
I like people who are the right combination of brilliant and naughty
It’s not too soon for us to fall in love
All or nothing is a great standard to hold to if you really like nothing.
