Category Poetry


For my next miracle, I will turn water into funk

“Gangster rap made me do it.”
-my response for everything today


Unable To Process

Cirque du Soleil, but it’s just me trying to take off my bra & tights.


Passing For Human

First rule of fight club is to make sure you’re at the right location so you don’t ruin Nokomis’ knitting circle, again.


your natural source of youth

I don’t want to watch the parade; I want to BE the parade!


Unclear on the concept

How could you be so Dr.Evil? You’re bringing out a side of me that I don’t know


Have you seen my bear?

Hipsterism strikes me as what happens when white folks become aware of power and inequity but then say, “Well, what are we supposed to do? Throw our hands up and mug for the camera.”


A night like this

Strong in a real way