Dalai Lama said something about patience being a sign of strength but I didn’t have time to listen to that sh*t.
All I want is several hundred secret admirers who shower me with cash
Long story short: It’s not easy being an aphorist.
THERE’S FINALLY AN APP ALERTING YOU TO THE PHYSICAL LOCATION OF UNSEEN MONSTERS, BUT INSTEAD OF A USEFUL SURVIVAL TOOL, IT’S ABOUT POKÉMON.
does anyone else notice how Phineas & Ferb’s mom is always getting groceries almost everyday?
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
The Red Wedding would be a good prom theme.