Saving all my fcuks for when they can used in the most efficient way possible.
For every jerk off motion, there’s an equal and opposite fcuk off notion.
No thanks, Sudoku puzzles, you look suspiciously like math.
“don’t get burned by the same flame twice ”
*gets burned five times*
*sticks hand back in fire again just to make sure it still burns*
“happily ever after” is something that only exists in fairy-tales but “the end” is inevitable
i want your bad bromance
She was given a mood ring by some who was (presummably) tired of her mood swings. Now, when she is happy the ring is green and when she’s angry, it leaves a big red f*cking mark on that schmuck’s face