Category Poetry
breaking & entering
Dalai Lama said something about patience being a sign of strength but I didn’t have time to listen to that sh*t.
Just riding right on through that colonial border
All I want is several hundred secret admirers who shower me with cash
you stole my eyes & never gave them back
THERE’S FINALLY AN APP ALERTING YOU TO THE PHYSICAL LOCATION OF UNSEEN MONSTERS, BUT INSTEAD OF A USEFUL SURVIVAL TOOL, IT’S ABOUT POKÉMON.
makes me feel so fine i can’t control my brain
does anyone else notice how Phineas & Ferb’s mom is always getting groceries almost everyday?
Can I get a little what-what, ooooo-ooooooh, hint’a’booty, get a triple-X icky sticky yum-yum?
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
I worship the Old Gods of the North, but you prolly haven’t heard of them
The Red Wedding would be a good prom theme.
