my friend saw my website for the first time last night & said it was terrible
Saving all my fcuks for when they can used in the most efficient way possible.
For every jerk off motion, there’s an equal and opposite fcuk off notion.
No thanks, Sudoku puzzles, you look suspiciously like math.
“don’t get burned by the same flame twice ”
*gets burned five times*
*sticks hand back in fire again just to make sure it still burns*
“happily ever after” is something that only exists in fairy-tales but “the end” is inevitable
i want your bad bromance