Category Poetry

breaking & entering

Dalai Lama said something about patience being a sign of strength but I didn’t have time to listen to that sh*t.

Just riding right on through that colonial border

All I want is several hundred secret admirers who shower me with cash

Feels Good Man

Long story short: It’s not easy being an aphorist.

you stole my eyes & never gave them back

THERE’S FINALLY AN APP ALERTING YOU TO THE PHYSICAL LOCATION OF UNSEEN MONSTERS, BUT INSTEAD OF A USEFUL SURVIVAL TOOL, IT’S ABOUT POKÉMON.

makes me feel so fine i can’t control my brain

does anyone else notice how Phineas & Ferb’s mom is always getting groceries almost everyday?

Can I get a little what-what, ooooo-ooooooh, hint’a’booty, get a triple-X icky sticky yum-yum?

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

I worship the Old Gods of the North, but you prolly haven’t heard of them

The Red Wedding would be a good prom theme.