MAKE FOOD SOUND MORE PRETENTIOUS BY ADDING ‘ARTISAN’ OR ‘GOURMET’ BEFORE THE NAME! I am having ‘Gourmet’ chicken wings with ‘Artisan’ ranch.
i have no idea what to do with a thing like me
No, no, I wasn’t making a “jerk-off” motion while you were telling me your problems, I was shaking an invisible pom-pom to cheer you on!
Money can’t buy you love or happiness but it can buy enough room to get away from people who spout cliches about money
I like people who are the right combination of brilliant and naughty
All or nothing is a great standard to hold to if you really like nothing.
It’s not drinking alone of you believe in ghosts