Category poems for lola
Do not call me seven times in one day unless you’re dying and need someone to avenge your death
GOIN DOWN FOR REAL
Based on how hard it was to get Humpty Dumpty back together again, he was probably made by IKEA
Some people think I am crazy. I think they need to quit touching my tin foil hat.
I create passwords so secure that not even I can guess them.
“I put all those ingredients you told me to use inside of a tortilla” – how I would explain the dish I made to the food judges on “Chopped”
Some days, captcha is the only reason I know I’m human.