“don’t get burned by the same flame twice ”
*gets burned five times*
*sticks hand back in fire again just to make sure it still burns*
I’ll come get my things but my heart can’t let you go
Identity theft is the most sincere form of flattery.
Hey you with the sh1tty car & awesome bass system! Make sure to wear a condom.
Idea: Real Housewives of the Arctic Circle- 5 Inuit women who dearly love each other sit in an igloo rendering whale fat and singing calmly.
It’s no superpower but I’m pretty good at winding down the car window without moving my arm so it looks like I have power windows.
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