Category Life

I’m Still Here

This episode of the pandemic is really dragging.

Stay Calm & RTFM

restore to factory settings


Typically during the month of November, people pause for a brief moment to give thanks. But true gratitude is a lifestyle.

saving up for my existential crisis

tolerance is easiest to achieve when there is nobody around to tolerate

occasionally alive

fool my scars with a smile once again

master of none

Do not call me seven times in one day unless you’re dying and need someone to avenge your death

you make me wanna die

They should do a “Mythbusters” about that song “Big Girls Don’t Cry.”

Time to get real

Step up, or shut the fcuk up.

What a time to be alive

sometimes i miss having an all night rage fest for no other reason than that my 8am class got canceled, then spending the rest of the day watching Disney movies, eating and sending apology texts.

You stay classy, San Diego

Too much life can be worse than a timely death.