Category Humor

I’m Still Here

This episode of the pandemic is really dragging.


see you at the same time next year

the rain the sun the heat the snow

You don’t need a reason for doing everything in your life. Do it because you want to. Because it’s fun. Because it makes you happy.

Meme Me Bby

panicking even when I’m not at the disco

solitude in a crowded world

I’m really not a nerd but my behavior says different.

Typical Millennial

My version of having a tan is being 1/1000th of a shade darker than albino.

makes me feel so fine i can’t control my brain

does anyone else notice how Phineas & Ferb’s mom is always getting groceries almost everyday?

wild thoughts

All women have an hour glass figure – it’s just that some of us carry around a lot more sand.

part of the problem

Why would I pay to see a zombie movie when I have crackheads gnashing their couple of teeth at me for free right here in my own neighborhood?

livin’ life just like a movie star

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