does anyone else notice how Phineas & Ferb’s mom is always getting groceries almost everyday?
All women have an hour glass figure – it’s just that some of us carry around a lot more sand.
Why would I pay to see a zombie movie when I have crackheads gnashing their couple of teeth at me for free right here in my own neighborhood?
ENTRY LEVEL JOB OPENING: Hiring recent college grads
REQUIREMENTS: 5 years of experience, 6 Olympic gold medals, and superpowers.
sometimes loving you feels just like a game of pick-up sticks, played by fcuking lunatics
Guns don’t kill people. George R. R. Martin kills people.