Category Humor

I failed the Turing test

Guns don’t kill people. George R. R. Martin kills people.

not everything has to be funny

It may not be easy to be green, but me and you will never be blue!

look into these eyes and tell me what you see

It’s no superpower but I’m pretty good at winding down the car window without moving my arm so it looks like I have power windows.

ASEXUAL PIRATE ISN’T INTERESTED IN YOUR BOOTY

I want your autograph as much as you want mine.

don’t believe me? ask the dishes!

rien n’est plus dangereux qu’une femme qui n’a rien a perdre

fight apathy! or don’t.

When given the choice, I always select “male” as my gender in fill-out forms online, because as long as I am going to be targeted by advertisers, I would rather it be for half a carton of cigarettes & a case of whiskey than fitness equipment & tampons.

TRAINING TO BE A REBEL

I will probably stop saying “when I grow up” at around age 75.