We cannot and will not tolerate those who lack conviction.
I Know What You Did Last Passover
Nothing says ‘springtime’ quite like the smell of your own seared flesh against your motorcycle’s exhaust pipe.
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet
Sign Language is best utilized on billboards
They should do a “Mythbusters” about that song “Big Girls Don’t Cry.”
sometimes i miss having an all night rage fest for no other reason than that my 8am class got canceled, then spending the rest of the day watching Disney movies, eating and sending apology texts.