Category Humor

bunnies and eggs

We cannot and will not tolerate those who lack conviction.

Next Good Friday

I Know What You Did Last Passover

When You Lose Everything, You Can Do Anything

Nothing says ‘springtime’ quite like the smell of your own seared flesh against your motorcycle’s exhaust pipe.

I Was Born For This, Do Not Be Afraid

Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet

Fresh to Death

Sign Language is best utilized on billboards

you make me wanna die

They should do a “Mythbusters” about that song “Big Girls Don’t Cry.”

What a time to be alive

sometimes i miss having an all night rage fest for no other reason than that my 8am class got canceled, then spending the rest of the day watching Disney movies, eating and sending apology texts.