This episode of the pandemic is really dragging.
see you at the same time next year
You don’t need a reason for doing everything in your life. Do it because you want to. Because it’s fun. Because it makes you happy.
panicking even when I’m not at the disco
I’m really not a nerd but my behavior says different.
does anyone else notice how Phineas & Ferb’s mom is always getting groceries almost everyday?
All women have an hour glass figure – it’s just that some of us carry around a lot more sand.
Why would I pay to see a zombie movie when I have crackheads gnashing their couple of teeth at me for free right here in my own neighborhood?
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