Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Daenerys Targaryen shouts her name more than a rapper
I will be solemnly honoring our military this weekend because no one invited me anywhere fun
I will probably stop saying “when I grow up” at around age 75.
We cannot and will not tolerate those who lack conviction.
I Know What You Did Last Passover
How could you be so Dr.Evil? You’re bringing out a side of me that I don’t know