Category Holiday

Can I get a little what-what, ooooo-ooooooh, hint’a’booty, get a triple-X icky sticky yum-yum?

04/07/2017 · by toosexyforcontacts · in Holiday, Poetry · Leave a comment

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

29/05/2017 · by toosexyforcontacts · in Holiday · Leave a comment

Daenerys Targaryen shouts her name more than a rapper

27/05/2017 · by toosexyforcontacts · in Holiday · Leave a comment

I will be solemnly honoring our military this weekend because no one invited me anywhere fun

04/05/2017 · by toosexyforcontacts · in g33k culture, Holiday, Humor, Pop Culture · Leave a comment

I will probably stop saying “when I grow up” at around age 75.

15/04/2017 · by toosexyforcontacts · in Holiday, Humor · Leave a comment

We cannot and will not tolerate those who lack conviction.

14/04/2017 · by toosexyforcontacts · in Holiday, Humor · Leave a comment

I Know What You Did Last Passover

14/02/2017 · by toosexyforcontacts · in Holiday, Poetry · Leave a comment

How could you be so Dr.Evil? You’re bringing out a side of me that I don’t know

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