Category Growing Up

Typical Millennial

My version of having a tan is being 1/1000th of a shade darker than albino.

wild thoughts

All women have an hour glass figure – it’s just that some of us carry around a lot more sand.

[absorbed through the roots into a tree] heck yeah

a boy becomes a man the same way eyes adjust to the dark

we are stardust

stay with me, i need support

I want it and I want it now

Starting over from scratch

Look into these eyes and tell me what you see

Another beautiful day for despair!

I’m pretty gangsta myself

Not really my scene.