Category Growing Up

Did Youse Get Your Invite to the Cookout?

Share your All-American playlist hits with me

the rain the sun the heat the snow

You don’t need a reason for doing everything in your life. Do it because you want to. Because it’s fun. Because it makes you happy.

Typical Millennial

My version of having a tan is being 1/1000th of a shade darker than albino.

wild thoughts

All women have an hour glass figure – it’s just that some of us carry around a lot more sand.

[absorbed through the roots into a tree] heck yeah

a boy becomes a man the same way eyes adjust to the dark

we are stardust

stay with me, i need support

I want it and I want it now

Starting over from scratch

Look into these eyes and tell me what you see

Another beautiful day for despair!

I’m pretty gangsta myself

Not really my scene.

ABNORMAL SOON WILL BE THE NORM

Into the wild blue yonder.