Category All Other Silliness
Guns don’t kill people. George R. R. Martin kills people.
Why buy the cow when you can tweet dick-pics to the milk for free?
Life is an open book. [Mine was written with an Etch-A-Sketch!] Mi’iwi.
he seemed anxious to please but not in an unctuous way…
The closest thing to a sext that I’ve ever gotten was from someone who told me I was a five bordering on a six if I wore heels or makeup once in a while. Yup, that’s me, a bad girl #straighttovideo
sometimes i miss having an all night rage fest for no other reason than that my 8am class got canceled, then spending the rest of the day watching Disney movies, eating and sending apology texts.
Another beautiful day for despair!