Category All Other Silliness

SIRI, avenge my death. stop at nothing.

“Sometimes when good countries do bad things & ppl find out, you have to break international law to fix it.” -how to explain Assange to children

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what’s your alignment today?

IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE FAILS A SAVING THROW

I failed the Turing test

Guns don’t kill people. George R. R. Martin kills people.

inconvenienced much

Why buy the cow when you can tweet dick-pics to the milk for free?

i’m so groovy

Life is an open book. [Mine was written with an Etch-A-Sketch!] Mi’iwi.

Hollywood Tough Guy

he seemed anxious to please but not in an unctuous way…

because i’m cool like that

The closest thing to a sext that I’ve ever gotten was from someone who told me I was a five bordering on a six if I wore heels or makeup once in a while. Yup, that’s me, a bad girl #straighttovideo