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those days are gone

The passive voice is hated by me.

To the left, to the left

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Or braised. I’ve enjoyed it baked too. Can’t go wrong with Fried Revenge. The point is I’m mad.

Tips For Taking Selfies With A Cat

we report, you decide!

my ride is here

Wait, what? You only beat ‘Windwaker’ once? You do know you can read the language of the gods & wear a different outfit the second time right? Ugh, we are SO not friends anymore.

Zhaghzhagh

Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away.

For a moment I thought I smelled teen spirit but it was just opportunism mixed with Old Spice

“I made you and I will destroy you.” – Me to a plate of brownies

Schwing!

Come on and share this jam with me.