Carry yourself with the confidence of a pigeon in a place it normally shouldn’t be. And if you can’t hear because you’re in the cheap seats, quit complaining and learn sign language.
Sofía Syntaxx’s Guide to Timişoara, Romania
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Typically during the month of November, people pause for a brief moment to give thanks. But true gratitude is a lifestyle.
I wish there was a horn for your car that, when pressed, blared “GET OFF YOUR PHONE!” followed by a rousing rendition of “La Cucaracha”
Latin is the language of my soul (they’re both dead)
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to spell!