Category Advice

SLUGGO IS LIT

Carry yourself with the confidence of a pigeon in a place it normally shouldn’t be. And if you can’t hear because you’re in the cheap seats, quit complaining and learn sign language.

I Left My Heart In Timişoara

Sofía Syntaxx’s Guide to Timişoara, Romania

Stay Calm & RTFM

restore to factory settings

Nimiigwechiwendam

Typically during the month of November, people pause for a brief moment to give thanks. But true gratitude is a lifestyle.

working hard while hardly working

I wish there was a horn for your car that, when pressed, blared “GET OFF YOUR PHONE!” followed by a rousing rendition of “La Cucaracha”

THE ENEMY OF MY ENEMY IS MY FRIEND

Latin is the language of my soul (they’re both dead)

not all men

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to spell!

How To Burlesque

I’ll never take for granted all the wonderful burlesque partners, husbands, SO’s, etc that step in to lend a hand without even a thought. Y’all are the real MVPs.

those days are gone

The passive voice is hated by me.

To the left, to the left

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Or braised. I’ve enjoyed it baked too. Can’t go wrong with Fried Revenge. The point is I’m mad.