Carry yourself with the confidence of a pigeon in a place it normally shouldn’t be. And if you can’t hear because you’re in the cheap seats, quit complaining and learn sign language.
Sofía Syntaxx’s Guide to Timişoara, Romania
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Typically during the month of November, people pause for a brief moment to give thanks. But true gratitude is a lifestyle.
I wish there was a horn for your car that, when pressed, blared “GET OFF YOUR PHONE!” followed by a rousing rendition of “La Cucaracha”
Latin is the language of my soul (they’re both dead)
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to spell!
I’ll never take for granted all the wonderful burlesque partners, husbands, SO’s, etc that step in to lend a hand without even a thought. Y’all are the real MVPs.
The passive voice is hated by me.
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Or braised. I’ve enjoyed it baked too. Can’t go wrong with Fried Revenge. The point is I’m mad.