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not all men

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to spell!

How To Burlesque

I’ll never take for granted all the wonderful burlesque partners, husbands, SO’s, etc that step in to lend a hand without even a thought. Y’all are the real MVPs.

those days are gone

The passive voice is hated by me.

To the left, to the left

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Or braised. I’ve enjoyed it baked too. Can’t go wrong with Fried Revenge. The point is I’m mad.

Tips For Taking Selfies With A Cat

we report, you decide!

my ride is here

Wait, what? You only beat ‘Windwaker’ once? You do know you can read the language of the gods & wear a different outfit the second time right? Ugh, we are SO not friends anymore.


Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away.