Category Advice

working hard while hardly working

I wish there was a horn for your car that, when pressed, blared “GET OFF YOUR PHONE!” followed by a rousing rendition of “La Cucaracha”

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THE ENEMY OF MY ENEMY IS MY FRIEND

Latin is the language of my soul (they’re both dead)

not all men

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to spell!

How To Burlesque

I’ll never take for granted all the wonderful burlesque partners, husbands, SO’s, etc that step in to lend a hand without even a thought. Y’all are the real MVPs.

those days are gone

The passive voice is hated by me.

To the left, to the left

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Or braised. I’ve enjoyed it baked too. Can’t go wrong with Fried Revenge. The point is I’m mad.

Tips For Taking Selfies With A Cat

we report, you decide!