Monthly Archives: August 2018
Can’t make the best of what you don’t have
MAKE FOOD SOUND MORE PRETENTIOUS BY ADDING ‘ARTISAN’ OR ‘GOURMET’ BEFORE THE NAME! I am having ‘Gourmet’ chicken wings with ‘Artisan’ ranch.
baklava for breakfast
No, no, I wasn’t making a “jerk-off” motion while you were telling me your problems, I was shaking an invisible pom-pom to cheer you on!
