Monthly Archives: October 2017
“don’t get burned by the same flame twice ”
*gets burned five times*
*sticks hand back in fire again just to make sure it still burns*
“happily ever after” is something that only exists in fairy-tales but “the end” is inevitable
i want your bad bromance
She was given a mood ring by some who was (presummably) tired of her mood swings. Now, when she is happy the ring is green and when she’s angry, it leaves a big red f*cking mark on that schmuck’s face
Y’know those movies where the obviously pretty, clumsy n3rd girl gets a makeover and becomes all beautiful and sexy?
I’m her minus the makeover.
I’m really good at keeping secrets. I only tell people if I’m really sure they won’t repeat it to someone else. So you can trust me.
If you don’t own crayons, I don’t want to know you.
I’ll come get my things but my heart can’t let you go
What most people call “love” is not love; it is a self-absorbed conditional quid pro quo where you invest something only if a return of some sort is realized on a self-determined time line.
Identity theft is the most sincere form of flattery.