Can I get a little what-what, ooooo-ooooooh, hint’a’booty, get a triple-X icky sticky yum-yum?

Eating chocolate cake for breakfast

before rocking a red white and blue bikini all day

is the most Amerikan way I can think to celebrate.

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 Mi’iwi.
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