Monthly Archives: July 2017

Just riding right on through that colonial border

All I want is several hundred secret admirers who shower me with cash

ANGR PODCAST, EPISODE 003

TGIF comrades

Patreon Launch

Patreon launch for everyone’s favorite demon ❤

Feels Good Man

Long story short: It’s not easy being an aphorist.

you stole my eyes & never gave them back

THERE’S FINALLY AN APP ALERTING YOU TO THE PHYSICAL LOCATION OF UNSEEN MONSTERS, BUT INSTEAD OF A USEFUL SURVIVAL TOOL, IT’S ABOUT POKÉMON.

ANGR PODCAST, EPISODE 002

TGIF comrades

not all men

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to spell!

saving up for my existential crisis

tolerance is easiest to achieve when there is nobody around to tolerate

Typical Millennial

My version of having a tan is being 1/1000th of a shade darker than albino.

When I grow up, I wanna be a kid again

My version of having a tan is being 1/1000th of a shade darker than albino.