Monthly Archives: July 2017
Just riding right on through that colonial border
All I want is several hundred secret admirers who shower me with cash
you stole my eyes & never gave them back
THERE’S FINALLY AN APP ALERTING YOU TO THE PHYSICAL LOCATION OF UNSEEN MONSTERS, BUT INSTEAD OF A USEFUL SURVIVAL TOOL, IT’S ABOUT POKÉMON.
saving up for my existential crisis
tolerance is easiest to achieve when there is nobody around to tolerate
When I grow up, I wanna be a kid again
My version of having a tan is being 1/1000th of a shade darker than albino.
