look into these eyes and tell me what you see

[at dinner w/ friends]
Friend: Ffrst person at the table to use their phone has to pay for dinner
me: wow what an honor to be dining with Satan
Friend: why do you always have to be like that?
me: don’t tell me how to live.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: