Monthly Archives: June 2017
I’ll never take for granted all the wonderful burlesque partners, husbands, SO’s, etc that step in to lend a hand without even a thought. Y’all are the real MVPs.
Shrek taught us that you don’t have to be perfect to find a beautiful princess. He also taught us that popcorn is way fcuking overpriced
i’m the one to call for a good time
Idea: Real Housewives of the Arctic Circle- 5 Inuit women who dearly love each other sit in an igloo rendering whale fat and singing calmly.
poised to be the final blowout that will take down the American financial system
Guns don’t kill people. George R. R. Martin kills people.
It may not be easy to be green, but me and you will never be blue!
Why buy the cow when you can tweet dick-pics to the milk for free?
your painting is like a nightmare to me. I mean, the wolf looks cool; it’s what you did with the negative space around the wolf that terrorizes my dreams.
It’s never too early for an Irish drinking song. Or just drinking.