Monthly Archives: May 2017

And just for good measure, it rained again

I wish yelling “BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL … I HAVE THE POWER!” would bring back my wi-fi when it goes out, but it doesn’t.

more wow than shamwow

What do you mean rap is misogynistic? You heard Jay-Z. Ladies is pimps, too! Now go on and brush your shoulders off.

be my sunshine

Daenerys Targaryen shouts her name more than a rapper

sending you forget-me-nots

Do you wanna hang out with me in my hometown my grandma said we can take her car and she gave me a coupon for a free Whopper at Burger King

For the lost!

I will be solemnly honoring our military this weekend because no one invited me anywhere fun

body language

It’s simple how complicated simple is

shots fired

The latest mathematical theory was delta blow. It was like lambda to the slaughter