Monthly Archives: May 2017
I wish yelling “BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL … I HAVE THE POWER!” would bring back my wi-fi when it goes out, but it doesn’t.
What do you mean rap is misogynistic? You heard Jay-Z. Ladies is pimps, too! Now go on and brush your shoulders off.
Daenerys Targaryen shouts her name more than a rapper
Do you wanna hang out with me in my hometown my grandma said we can take her car and she gave me a coupon for a free Whopper at Burger King
I will be solemnly honoring our military this weekend because no one invited me anywhere fun
It’s simple how complicated simple is
The latest mathematical theory was delta blow. It was like lambda to the slaughter