Monthly Archives: May 2017

And just for good measure, it rained again

31/05/2017 · by toosexyforcontacts · in Poetry · Leave a comment

I wish yelling “BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL … I HAVE THE POWER!” would bring back my wi-fi when it goes out, but it doesn’t.

30/05/2017 · by toosexyforcontacts · in Poetry · Leave a comment

What do you mean rap is misogynistic? You heard Jay-Z. Ladies is pimps, too! Now go on and brush your shoulders off.

29/05/2017 · by toosexyforcontacts · in Holiday · Leave a comment

Daenerys Targaryen shouts her name more than a rapper

28/05/2017 · by toosexyforcontacts · in Poetry · Leave a comment

Do you wanna hang out with me in my hometown my grandma said we can take her car and she gave me a coupon for a free Whopper at Burger King

27/05/2017 · by toosexyforcontacts · in Holiday · Leave a comment

I will be solemnly honoring our military this weekend because no one invited me anywhere fun

26/05/2017 · by toosexyforcontacts · in Poetry · Leave a comment

It’s simple how complicated simple is

25/05/2017 · by toosexyforcontacts · in Poetry · Leave a comment

The latest mathematical theory was delta blow. It was like lambda to the slaughter

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