Sometimes the only answer is “Do the reading.”

I always assume that people who reply to a text with just “K” must be soooo busy.

we looked so much brighter thanks to the dark

Good morning. I hope I was your knightmare in shining armor.

Sometimes I feel like a tiny cup of tea in a world full of supersize soft drinks.

I haven’t got any Easter eggs, so don’t talk to me about your fcuking problems.