Monthly Archives: March 2017

Fresh to Death

Sign Language is best utilized on billboards

master of none

Do not call me seven times in one day unless you’re dying and need someone to avenge your death

MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN

I am not the sort of woman you have over for tea and finger sandwiches. Unless they’re made with actual fingers.

I see digital people

GOIN DOWN FOR REAL

Sorry Not Sorry

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you can’t handle my swag

Based on how hard it was to get Humpty Dumpty back together again, he was probably made by IKEA

what are you doing here?

There are few things in this world sexier than an intellectual equal. With a great a55