Monthly Archives: March 2017

I’ve been working like a dog

31/03/2017 · by · in Love, Poetry, Relationships · Leave a comment

A hard day’s night

Existential Crisis Hotline

30/03/2017 · by · in Poetry · Leave a comment

Who you gonna call?

we ship worldwide

29/03/2017 · by · in poems for lola, Poetry · Leave a comment

Drunk girl at Denny’s just told me vaginas were invented when Wolverine was fingering Adam and got too excited. Now I believe in true love.

enter at your own risk

28/03/2017 · by · in poems for lola, Poetry · Leave a comment

Sometimes I worry about the choices I’ve made in life, but other times I’m too busy fighting off the squirrels

damn right it’s better than yours

27/03/2017 · by · in poems for lola, Poetry · Leave a comment

Autocorrect just changed “extreme” to “Xtreme” because it /knows/ i’m a douchebag.

Always Ready, Always There

26/03/2017 · by · in Poetry, Relationships · Leave a comment

Hey rich people! What’s it like having matching silverware?

Now With Unlimited Femininity

25/03/2017 · by · in Poetry · Leave a comment

Would the Virgin Mary’s sister be considered “the Auntie Christ”?

Do You Like To Party?

24/03/2017 · by · in Poetry · Leave a comment

Does complaining count as protesting? Cause if so, I’m now a two-time winner of this Time Person of the Year thing.

In The Red

23/03/2017 · by · in Love, Poetry · Leave a comment

What can I say except, “you’re welcome?”

Fresh to Death

22/03/2017 · by · in Humor, Poetry · Leave a comment

Sign Language is best utilized on billboards

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