Monthly Archives: February 2017
sometimes i miss having an all night rage fest for no other reason than that my 8am class got canceled, then spending the rest of the day watching Disney movies, eating and sending apology texts.
Some people think I am crazy. I think they need to quit touching my tin foil hat.
Another beautiful day for despair!
Too much life can be worse than a timely death.
I create passwords so secure that not even I can guess them.
“I put all those ingredients you told me to use inside of a tortilla” – how I would explain the dish I made to the food judges on “Chopped”
Some days, captcha is the only reason I know I’m human.
I must dream about being a crocodile because I always wake up completely entangled in my covers like I went into a prolonged death roll.
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Or braised. I’ve enjoyed it baked too. Can’t go wrong with Fried Revenge. The point is I’m mad.
“Gangster rap made me do it.”
-my response for everything today