Monthly Archives: January 2017

For a moment I thought I smelled teen spirit but it was just opportunism mixed with Old Spice

“I made you and I will destroy you.” – Me to a plate of brownies

I’m so mean, I make medicine sick

Talkin’ ’bout my generation

You Know Who You Are

Treasure: That is what you are.

Schwing!

Come on and share this jam with me.

HEAVY IS THE HEAD THAT WEARS THE FEZ

I got your back

LIAR MONSTER SNAPPY DRESSER

But when you think about it, aren’t we all Manti T’eo?

What is the point of rhetorical questions?

The Dudening is upon us.

PUBERTY IS THE GREATEST MYSTERY OF ALL ALSO: GO OUTSIDE AND MAKE FRIENDS.

Please keep for your records.

THE INVISIBLE WIZARD IS WATCHING

my only goal in every meeting is to end the meeting

NEXT WEEK: RETURN TO BUTT ISLAND

How do you move in a world of fog that’s always changing things?