Never Ever Ever!

I have never:

-learned to snorkel
-won the lottery
-sold anything on eBay or Amazon.com
-written a passive-agressive note
-gotten fired

What about you?

What haven’t you done?

Come on, let me know so that I can feel better about myself.  You freak.  God, you are such a loser

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