An Open Letter to the City of Flint, Michigan

Dear Flint,

Why are you walking so close to me?  There’s plenty of side walk for both of us.  And while you’re at it, stay off my front porch.  I dont care if you have a flat tire, don’t come inside my fence.  If you do, I reserve the right to stick a .45 in your face!

V/R

Me

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