America’s Sweetheart

Men Don't Make Passes At Girls Who Wear Glasses

Men Don't Make Passes At Girls Who Wear Glasses

I have a confession to make, and what better public arena to air it in than on the world wide web? 

Last night, I molested myself. 

But it’s okay! 

…I know I wanted it.

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One comment

  1. Ananas · · Reply

    Marilyn Monroe once said in How to Marry a Millionaire, “Men aren’t attentive to girls who wear glasses.”

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